Oh yes, I can see this colour really catching on, can't you?
I couldn't believe it when Mr B told me about it.
|all photos, except this one, from Google|
But b'stard pink and its cousin b'stard amber are for real and do, in fact, cast a wonderful glow for human flesh.
|the wonderful Mayall character of Alan B'stard MP|
I have 2 memories of Mayall.
The first time I met him in the flesh was when Fashion Aid was on at the Royal Albert Hall and I was working at London Festival Ballet; we had all the dancers and extras corralled in the dance studios and he was messing around with this fleshy-coloured T-shirt, (the Katherine Hamnett one from the show possibly?), rolling it up and sticking it through his open flies, so it looked like a penis!
|As Rick from the brilliant 'The Young Ones'|
|oh my, hasn't she grown|
(Though that faux pas was nothing next to the clanger I dropped with Chantal Hanover - it still makes me cringe even now!)
If you have 6 minutes to spare do watch this snippet of film from Fashion Aid. I do believe there is a VHS video of it, (which I NEED to own NOW), that has Freddie Mercury and Jane Seymour getting married! It is beyond...anything I can think of!