Mr B went to Iceland for a Pina Colada Dome, batteries for Big Mouth Billy Bass and a dress from boohoo.com
I've got some DiSaronno but I'm not sure what it is,
cheese footballs some cat food and a bottle of Bucks Fizz.
I'm writing a list and checking it twice just like it says in the song.
We started the After Eights last night,
I knew they wouldn't last long!
The evening's dark, the days are short, the weather gets you down,
We paid a ten pound deposit on a two kilo turkey crown.
The cards got posted, second class, just on the final day
Mrs B bought some market clamps - to stop the gazebo blowing away!
So, never mind the decorations are still all boxed and stacked
I haven't bought any presents, so there's nothing left to wrap.